Jeff: What was that? Did you poop?
Elle: No. Just Farts.
Jeff: What about that? Was that a poop?
Elle: NO! Farting!
Jeff: Do you have to go poop?
Elle: Yah. And pee.
Jeff: You have to poop AND pee?
Elle: Yeah! Pee AND poop AND fart!
That's one for the wedding toast for sure.