Tuesday, September 16, 2014

One Bathroom


One Bathroom
adapted from "Rude" by Magic! (http://youtu.be/PIh2xe4jnpk)

Early this morning jumped out of bed
and made me some breakfast
Then heard a rumble but you’re in the can
all the way upstairs
Knocked on the door with hand on my bum
to ask you to vacate
Cause I know that you only did #1

Will I have one bathroom for the rest of my life
(Say No say No)
This can’t be my fate
You say we can’t afford another till we leave this house
Tough luck my friend but you’ll just have to WAIT!

Why you gotta be so rude?
Don’t you know I have to POO!

Why you gotta be so rude?
I’m gonna poo in my pants someday
(Poop in my pants) Poo in my pants someday
(Poop in my pants) No matter what you say
(Poop in my pants) Now get out without delay

Why you gotta be so RUDE?

I hate to do this, you leave no choice
I’m grabbing the potty
Can you hear the panic in my voice
It’s an emergency
Think of your daughter, man
She has to go so bad now too
You know she is just a kid
She will sit anywhere and go

Will I have one bathroom for the rest of my life
(Say No say No)
This can’t be my fate
You say we can’t afford another till we leave this house
Tough luck my friend but you’ll still have to WAIT!

Why you gotta be so rude?
Don’t you know I have to POO!

Why you gotta be so rude?
I’m gonna poo in my pants someday
(Poop in my pants) Poop in my pants someday
(Poop in my pants) No matter what you say
(Poop in my pants) GET OUT! MAYDAY! MAYDAY!

Why you gotta be so RUDE?