Phoney Baloney

Apparently, after further questioning from her teachers, the girl named Baloney has the following defining features: brown hair, blue eyes and green wings. When asked if she could point to her, Elle scanned the ceiling before announcing that Baloney must not be at school today, but usually she flies around the classroom.

Huh.

It's a good thing I didn't go blowing this out of proportion or anything...

But rest assured, if I see this girl -

- I'm takin' her down. You know, just in case.