Another gem of a conversation:
E: My lunch was cheesy delicious! That's what I called it. I sat with Olivia and Kaia at lunch today and I didn't do anything silly!
M: The big Kaya or the little Kaia? (Two Kai/ya's, two Maya's, two Ava's...and not a Jennifer in sight.)
E: The little one. The big one isn't resisting anymore.
M: Isn't resisting what?
E: Real life.
M: What do you mean?
E: She's not in real life anymore. She doesn't resist.
M: I have no idea what you're talking about.
E: Like dinosaurs don't resist anymore.
M: Do you mean ex-ist?
E: Yeah. Ex-ist.
M: What happened to her?
E: Oh, she died*.
*She didn't. At least I don't think she did. Maybe I'll run this one by the teacher after school today.