We have a few poses that we make regular use of in our house. Or rather, that E makes regular use of. "Downward doggin' it" is the preferred position for bum wiping. And "Froggin' it" is ideal for washing private bits in the bath. Mom came up with both of these, and E quite enjoys them. But it turns out that even tried and true parental genius can be improved upon by an especially creative 3 year old.
In the bath last night...
M: Okay, time to wash your bits. Frog it please!
E: Actually, I'm going to Dog it.
M: Downward dog isn't so safe in the bathtub babe, let's Frog it instead.
E: Not Downward dog, mama. I said Dog it.
M: What's Dog it?
E: Like this...proceeds to get on all fours and lift one leg up to the side, planting her foot on the side of the tub...I'm Doggin' it!
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