On morning rituals...
"Do you know what you just heard? My wake-up yawn. It wakes up my brain and my face."
Mid-slumber outbursts...
"I think we just passed Miami!!!" ...pause... "I'm not waking up for real. I just woke up to tell you something." ...and...back to sleep.
On technological mysteries...
"I just can't understand all the things that my clock is doing right now." Sighs. Hangs head in defeat.
On workday etiquette...
"Call dad?! No. He's at work. So...you can text him."
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