Potty Mouth

Conversation overheard between J and E last night, while E was on the potty:

Jeff: What was that? Did you poop?

Elle: No. Just Farts.

Jeff: What about that? Was that a poop?

Elle: NO! Farting!

Jeff: Do you have to go poop?

Elle: Yah. And pee.

Jeff: You have to poop AND pee?

Elle: Yeah! Pee AND poop AND fart!

That's one for the wedding toast for sure.